Magic Mazik Ensign
Registered: Apr
2001 Location:
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I am not sure why I'm posting this
here...
The object of
this game is NOT to et as big as possible! What's the fun in
that?
The object in this game, is to find the secret
planets of the creators, preferably Spinner's planet.
Then hit him hard.
Kill one of his ships for
every tick that has ever been late,
one for every page
that didn't load,
one for every time you lost your
ships cause the pages didn't load,
one for every time
you couldn't log in,
one for every time they changed
the rules in the midle of the game,
one for every
error in the manual,
and one ship for every time
Spinner promised to update the manual "soon".
Then
take one roid from him for every hour of sleep you missed
beacause you were playing PA,
one roid for every
girlfriend/boyfriend you lost cause playing PA took up to much
time
one roid for every final exams you flunked cause
you played PA instead of PA,
one roid for every $ you
owe the ISP/phone company for playing PA,
one roid for
every day you were late for work cause of PA,
one roid
for every job you lost because the boss caught you playing PA
to often (even though the tech guys banned access to
planetarion),
and one roid for every time you have
been newbie bashed.
Then buy the poor man a beer for
every time you got the chance to newbie bash someone else.
Then do it all over again for all your other
accounts....
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